Pretending that I know what I'm doing since 1993.
This blog is a mix bag of fandoms and other things that make me laugh by myself at 2am.
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endrae:

outatnight:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

Yeah but how big are the fries

…………………………..even the Australian medium is ours large (small: 250ml, medium 400ml and large 500ml) 

Where in America do you guys live??? Cuz where I live in Michigan we use the smaller cups on the left.

endrae:

outatnight:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

Yeah but how big are the fries

…………………………..even the Australian medium is ours large (small: 250ml, medium 400ml and large 500ml)

Where in America do you guys live??? Cuz where I live in Michigan we use the smaller cups on the left.

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iamthecutestofborg:

brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

How to be a Douchebag 101:
Lesson One-  Scare away your dates by making everything a gross sexual innuendo instead of being a normal, interesting person!

iamthecutestofborg:

brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

How to be a Douchebag 101:

Lesson One-  Scare away your dates by making everything a gross sexual innuendo instead of being a normal, interesting person!

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sexualthorientation:

i love how this starts out like he’s the quiet second son in daddy’s big chair, complete with the little tremor in his voice. then he stands up to full height and suddenly he’s all man-sized and his voice drops like two octaves to inform them that he is their king now and idk man i find it sexy as hell